The weekend kicks off with an earthquake that causes some drama on the season finale of Shameless and then tune in Sunday to see if our comedian Carol Leifer makes it out of The Donald's boardroom on The Celebrity Apprentice! Friday, March 19 9:00 pm Shameless, Sundance (1 hr) SEASON FINALE The fifth season closes with an earth tremor causing some unexepected events— bisexual Monica’s water breaks, and Frank goes into a coma after falling from a bar stool. Also features Monica’s ex-girlfriend, Norma, and Mickey, the gay son of a local gangster. 9:00 pm Caprica, SyFy (1 hr) NEW After Daniel suspects that Zoe’s avatar is hiding in the Cylon, he tries to flush her out, and will Joseph’s nightclub adventure lead him to Tamara? Also, Vergis tries to break up Amanda and Daniel. Features gay mobster, Sam Adama. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Saturday, March 20 9:00 pm Survivors, BBC America (1 hr) SEASON FINALE Abby’s group escapes Samantha, while Sarah comes across someone from her past. Also, Naj disappears, leading his family to go on a mission to find him in the city. 11:00 pm The Wanda Sykes Show, Fox (1 hr) NEW Move over Leno! The queen of funny is taking over with her own late night talk show! Don’t miss Wanda comment on everything from news, politics, sports, and pop culture mixed with field pieces, comedy segments, and panel discussions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sunday, March 21 8:00 pm Amazing Race 16, CBS (1 hr) NEW The race continues this week in France! Will lesbian couple Brandy and Carol and their gay competitor Jordan make the cut or say au revior to their chance at the big bucks? 8:00 pm The Simpsons, Fox (30 min) NEW Bart has a crush! And the first lady (Angela Bassett) defends the overachieving Lisa. Features gay characters, Patty and Smithers. 9:00 pm Desperate Housewives, ABC (1 hr) NEW What? Katherine comes out? And an old boyfriend of Angie’s shows up, while war is waged between Gaby and Susan. 9:00 pm Celebrity Apprentice, NBC (1 hr) NEW The celebs try to re-launch a Kodak ad, but will someone’s illness and a power outage ruin their chances for success? Features lesbian writer/comedian Carol Leifer. 10:00 pm Kirstie Alley’s Big Life, A&E (1 hr) SERIES PREMIERE Kirstie’s back and bigger than ever! Follow Kirstie as she takes on LA one bite at a time, as she and her fabulous team try to start a business, lose weight, and raise two teens. Will Kyle, Kirstie’s gay LA assistant be able to feed Kirstie’s every desire?