Gossip Girl fans can't miss the mid-season premiere! And Kelly's gay assistant, Andrew, cooks up a dinner for the team on Kell on Earth.Monday, March 8 8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW Robin gets revenge on Barney (out actor Neil Patrick Harris) with the help of a self-help counselor (guest star Jennifer Lopez). 8:00 pm The Secret Life of the American Teenager, ABC Family (1 hr) NEW Amy, Ricky, Ben, and Adrian try to get over their own drama so they can help John. Features openly gay Griffin. 9:00 pm House, Fox (1 hr) NEW The team treats a famous blogger, who publishes her experience and treatment on her blog. Will her obsession with blogging interfere with their treatment of her illness? Meanwhile, Wilson and House learn some new information about each other, and Chase has a hot date! Features bisexual MD, Thirteen. 9:00 pm 24, Fox (1 hr) NEW Tune in to find out which person at CTU is demoted! And a bothersome parole officer visits. Features out actress Cherry Jones as President Taylor. 9:00 pm RuPaul’s Drag Race, Logo (1 hr) NEW The queens design the wedding dress of their dreams, and try out their dapper side, dressing as a groom as well for a photo shoot. Singer/songwriter Martha Wash & photographer/makeup artist Mathu Andersen guest judge this week. 9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) MID-SEASON PREMIERE All of the elite drama is back as Vanessa and Dan try to move on after his profession of love, while Serena and Nate try friendship. Also, Jenny has dinner with Damien. Will openly gay Eric be involved in this mid-season opener? 9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) MID-SEASON PREMIERE Trauma returns with even more edge-of-your-seat suspense when a construction worker gets trapped in a manhole. Will Nancy get over her phobia to save him? Meanwhile, Rabbit and Marisa treat innocent bystanders of a bank robbery, and Boone makes a big decision. Will openly gay EMT Tyler be a part in all of the heart racing intensity this week? 10:00 pm GREEK, ABC Family (1 hr) NEW Evan gets a bartending job at a gay bar and keeps it a secret, while Casey’s attempts to study are thwarted by Mardi Gras. Also, Katherine pushes Rusty to take the next step in their relationship together. Features openly gay Calvin and his boyfriend Grant. 10:00 pm Kell on Earth, Bravo (1 hr) NEW Andrew, Kelly’s gay assistant, cooks dinner for the staff, while Kelly, Emily, and Robyn stay in London to produce one final runway show. Also, the team scrambles to organize an event for a client before Kell returns to the big apple.