Frank Schubert likes to tell stories.
Really, really short stories.
Stories so short they can scare the bejesus out of you before you even know what they're actually about.
Schubert, you'll recall, is the California schemer who choreographed the repeal of Maine's same-sex marriage statute in 2009. Now he's back, leading the National Organization for Marriage's offensive against same-sex marriage in referendum campaigns in Maine, Maryland, Minnesota and Washington.