1) Farm subsidies are a satanic plot to destroy our seed.
2) Climate change will lead to bestiality.
3) If we take steps to reduce the use of trans-fats in restaurants, civilization goes down.
4) Those arguing to extend the payroll tax cuts are practicing to receive the mark of the beast.
These statements are obviously nonsense. Anyone espousing any of these ideas on these topics would be laughed out of any respectable newsroom in the country. And every one of them came right from the minds of our nation’s most frequently quoted anti-gay activists.