Biker Tutu

Tough bikers fill a theater. The announcer asks. "What would you do for a Klondike? Take it away, Butch."

One of the bearded bikers stands nervously on the stage at a microphone -- sporting a leather jacket over a pink tutu -- and sings, "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are..." The crowd goes wild with appreciation.