What to Watch: Monday

Can Alan Thicke use his famous fatherly ways and help Lily break up Barney and Robin? How I Met Your Mother is going to be crazy, but probably not nearly as crazy as the menage a trois on Gossip Girl!

Monday, November 9

8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Robin’s relationship is falling apart and Lily thinks she can break them up with a little help from Robin’s celeb friend Alan Thicke.

8:00 pm House, FOX (1 hr) NEW
A teenager is brought to the hospital with swollen appendages who won’t, then can’t, tell the truth. Plus House goes with Cuddy and Wilson to a medical conference on pharmacology and public policy. Let’s see if House behaves.

8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Claire may have found a link to Noah amongst the sorority attacks while Peter’s new ability helps his job performance, which also helps Emma. Elsewhere Sylar steps up his attack on Matt.

Can Kelly and Louis go all the way?

Can Kelly and Louis go all the way?

8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
Five celebrities remain as they try to master the art of dance in the show’s ninth season. Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge and openly gay dancer Louis Van Amstel gracefully partners with Kelly Osbourne.

9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
What is life without love as Glenn risks it all to follow his heart. Elsewhere Rabbit helps a patient cope and Marisa is surprised by an old friend.

9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
Well, well, well, it seems little Jenny has come into her own as she eyes a cotillion partner that could give her reign over the entire Upper East Side. Plus Chuck and Nate try to get Serena and Blair to make amends while Dan tries to convince Olivia to stay at NYU and not leave to shoot a movie. And oh yeah…someone’s having a threesome!

11:00 pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
Oh no he didn’t! Chad takes one of Madison’s past listings just as Madison begins to see the real effects of the toppling market. Plus Josh takes a risk just as his health may be an issue.