What do you get when you add a new teenage mother, a drug dealing mother, hot lesbians on the beaches of Miami, a lesbian detective, outspoken Kathy Griffin, a gay law clerk, and a pill popping nurse? Fabulous Monday night TV!
Monday, June 22 8:00 pm The Secret Life of the American Teenager, ABC Family (1hr) SEASON PREMIERE More babies and more drama on the season two premiere, as Anne struggles to accept her pregnancy while her daughter Amy copes with motherhood. Stay tuned because Ashley is going to be getting a (very cute) gay BFF named Griffin in the coming episodes!Gimme Sugar: Miami, Logo (30min) SEASON PREMIERE TV’s only lesbian and bisexual reality series is back, but I have a feeling we’re not in WeHo anymore! This season we follow Charlene to the sexy beaches of Miami as she continues to try and jump-start a new life and career in the lesbian club scene. 9:00 pm The Closer, TNT (1 hr) NEW Let’s see if sexy lesbian Det. Mendoza will be of help to Brenda as she struggles to investigate her own case with interference from another case investigating a fellow cop. 10:00 pm Weeds, Showtime (30min) NEW Silas and Doug try to get approval from the local government to open a medical marijuana shop while Celia drives her captors crazy with her smothering motherliness. Plus, Nancy gets a new bodyguard since Cesar is so over protecting her and her sister Jill, played by guest star Jennifer Jason Leigh. 10:00 pm Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Bravo (1 hr) NEW In her never-ending quest to reach the A-List, Kathy continues to brown-nose and beg for her Grammy. Then it’s off to Georgia to visit fellow foodie Paula Dean for some incredibly fattening treats! 10:00 pm Raising the Bar, TNT (I hr) NEW No word on what kind of hate crime case Roz and Richard will be working on tonight, but if it involves an anti-gay crime something tells us gay clerk Charlie will want in. 10:30 pm Nurse Jackie, Showtime (30min) NEW Jackie is all nerves tonight as she frets over the possible loss her pill dispensing pharmacist lover, the nervous behavior of her young daughter, and an elderly patient who’s been treating his heart disease with chicken soup. Good thing she has Mo-mo there to calm her down.