What to Watch: Thursday

March 19, 2009

Your television is red-hot tonight! Sex is on the menu on both Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy while the always-sizzling (well, always hilarious) Betty White pops up on My Name is Earl.

> 8:00 PM Ugly Betty, ABC (1 hr) NEW
Daniel and Wilhelmina put together an issue of Mode devoted to sex, in the hopes that it will boost sales. We can hear Marc’s snarky one-liners now…

> 8:00 PM My Name is Earl, NBC (30 min) NEW
Okay, so we know Betty White isn’t gay, but come on, she’s an icon! Tonight she makes a guest appearance as “the witch of Camden,” which is bound to be hilarious.

> 9:00 PM Grey's Anatomy, ABC (1 hr) NEW
Derek refuses to come back to work, Mark performs a face transplant, Cristina gets in on her first solo surgery, yada, yada, yada. You know we’re watching to see what’s up with Callie and Arizona!

> 9:00 PM The Office, NBC (30 min) NEW
Michael celebrates his 15th anniversary at Dunder-Mifflin with a rockin’ party. It’s doubtful Oscar will help Angela plan this shin-dig.

> 9:00 PM Hell’s Kitchen, Fox (1 hr) NEW
Ten chefs remain to obtain the “head chef” position at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa in Atlantic City. One of the contestants is a lesbian from Las Vegas named LA.