You're in for a treat tonight, because the season finale of Nip/Tuck airs, as well as an extra-gay episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, and Rachel Maddow guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!
> 10:00 PM Nip/Tuck, FX (1 hr) SEASON FINALE
It’s the season finale and it looks like lesbian Liz and womanizing Christian are still going through with their nuptials. Of course, we question Liz’s sanity entirely, as she just got a breast reduction to fit into her mother’s wedding dress.
> 10:00 PM Chopped, Food Network (1 hr) NEW
Ted Allen hosts this food competition show in which cheftestants compete to make extraordinary three-course meals out of everyday ingredients. This week, they’re working with coconut, calamari and… Doughnuts? Yikes.
> 11:00 PM The Real Housewives of New York City, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
The rich b*tches hit up a gay pride party in the Hamptons, where they are delighted to learn that the attendees adore them.
> 11:35 PM The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, NBC (1 hr) NEW
MSNBC anchorwoman Rachel Maddow is a guest of Jay’s tonight. Will he ask her to give him her “gayest look?”